sooo...Keith explained to me what Rockytop means (correct me if I'm wrong!):

He said that my head is like Yahtzee! and when you shake it up and pour it out, you never know what you're going to get! He then made references to maracas, and those little egg-shaped percussion-heads that they sell in most music stores.
I think he meant to compare me to a box of chocolates in a Forrest-Gump way.

Thanks a lot, Keith. :oP



I'm in the library, writing about Jane Eyre and thinking about my grandma, and this song popped into my head:

Oh, you musta been a beautiful baby
You musta been a beautiful child
When you were only startin
to go to kindergarten,
You musta drove the little boys wild!
Oh ya musta been a beautiful baby
Cuz baby, look at you now!!!

Also, my dad sent me this joke yesterday!

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road in New York State one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car.The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.
About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened to you?", asked Hillary?
"Well," the driver replied, "The farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me."
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied: "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened like lightning!"